HP & The Prisioner of
HP & The Chamber of Secrets
HP & The Sorcerer's Stone
• Harry Potter and The Prisioner of
Hermione: [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I
think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: [annoyed] I meant me!
Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! You better keep that
bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with
hair if you ask me.
Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe
brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.
Ron Weasley: [sitting up boltright in bed] Spiders...
the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: [laughing] Yeah, you tell those spiders Ron
Ron Weasley: Yeah tell them... I'll tell them...
[falls straight back asleep]
Hermione: Did I mention its the most haunted place in
Ron: Twice, I think.
Hermione: Oh. Do you want to move closer?
Hermione: To the Shrieking Shack.
Ron: Oh, no. I'm ok here.
Harry: What's the hold up?
Ron: Neville's probably forgotten the password again or something.
Neville Longbottom: [behind them] Hey!
Ron: Oh. Sorry, Neville.
Ron: We didn't mean to open it.
Ron: It was badly wrapped.
Ron: [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!
Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?
Ron: Bloody hell!
Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
[Hermione raises wand at Malfoy]
Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers wand]
Ron: [Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose]
[Malfoy and friends run away]
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, Brilliant
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.
Hermione: Ronald has lost his rat.
Ron: I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Professor Trelawney: Your aura is pulsing my dear. Are
you in the beyond? I think you are.
Professor Trelawney: Cup... tell me what you see.
Ron: Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross,
[checks the book]
Ron: that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and
[checks book again]
Ron: 'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about
Ron: Hermione, how did you get here?
Ron: [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a
werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie...
Ron: Neville, you're supposed to stroke it!
Hermione: Come on everywhere else is full.
Ron: [sees Lupin] Who do you think that is?
Hermione: Professor R.J. Lupin.
Ron: Do you know everything? How is it she knows everything?
Hermione: [annoyed] It's on his suitcase, Ronald!
Hermione: Ow! That looks really painful.
Ron: It's sorta painful. They uh, they might... chop it.
Hermione: I'm sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.
Ron: It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off.
Ron: [seeing Hermione appear in class] When did she
come in? Did you SEE her come in?
Ron: [when Harry and Hermione reappear] But, you were
just there! I... I was talking to you there! And now you're there!
Hermione: What's he talking about Harry?
Harry: I dunno. Honestly Ron, how can people be in two places at once?
Ginny Weasley: The Fat lady... she is gone!
Ron: Serves her right. She was a terrible singer...
Hermione: That's not funny, Ron!
Ron Weasley: He's a murderous, raving lunatic.
Harry Potter: Thanks, Ron.
Ron: So Sirius Black has broken out of Azkaban to come
Hermione: But they catch Black won't they?
Ron: Sure... except no ones broken out of Azkaban before and he's a
murderous, raving lunatic.
Harry: [sarcastily] Thanks Ron.
Sirius Black: Sorry about the bite, I reckon it
twinges a bit.
Ron: Twinges? You nearly tore it off!
Sirius Black: Well I was going for the rat.
Harry: I didn't mean to blow her up, I just... lost
Hermione: Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be
Harry: I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron: I still think it's brilliant.
Hermione: [to Harry] Look who it is... Madame
Rosmerta, Ron fancies her!
Ron: That's not true!
Ron: She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that
she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone to see.
• Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the
Ron: They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on
Mrs. Weasley: You'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald
Ron: Follow the spiders. Follow the spiders. If Hagrid
ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?
Ron: Ron Weasley.
Gilderoy Lockhart: Really? And, er, who am I?
Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue
who he is.
Gilderoy Lockhart: [picks up a rock] It's an odd place isn't it? Do you
Ron: [takes rock from Lockhart] No.
[hits Lockhart on the head with rock, knocking him out]
[Shows everyone the new brooms]
Ronald Weasley: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get
Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.
Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the
Hermione Granger: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their
way in. They got in on pure talent.
Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion you filthy little Mudblood!
Ronald Weasley: You'll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs!
[Ron's spell backfires, causing him to spit up slugs]
Ron: [in high voice] My wand. Look at my wand.
Harry: Be thankful it's not your neck.
Ron: Say it, I'm doomed.
Harry: You're doomed.
Ron: Dad loves muggles, he thinks they're fascinating.
Harry: It's a snake skin.
Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more.
[Gilderoy Lockhart passes out]
Ron: [to Harry] Heart of a lion, this one.
Hermione: Look. Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just
go and ask him about it?
Ron: Oh, that'd be a cheerful visit. "Ello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been
setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
[Hagrid has walked up behind them]
Hagrid: Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?
Ron, Hermione, Harry: No.
[whether or not Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin]
Ron: Maybe we could trick them into telling.
Hermione: Even THEY aren't that thick.
Hermoine: Do you think he's alright?
Ron: Who cares?
Hermione: Look at my face.
Ron: Look at your tail.
[After Lockhart reveals his ineptness at fighting the Dark
Ron: Is there anything you CAN do?
Gilderoy Lockhart: Yes, now that you mention it. I'm rather gifted with
Memory Charms. Otherwise, all those wizards would have gone blabbing. I'd have
never sold another book.
[Crabbe and Goyle eat the floating Sleeping Draught cupcakes]
Ron: How thick can you get?
Professor Snape: You were seen! By no less than seven
Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure
of our world! Not to mention the damage you inflicted on Whomping Willow, that's
been on these grounds since before you were born!
Ron: Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.
Professor Snape: Silence! I assure you that were you in Slytherin and
your fate rested with me, the both of you would be on the train home TONIGHT!
Ron: Have you spoken to Hermione?
Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops
coughing up fur balls.
[Harry and Ron are staring at each other after changing into
Crabbe and Goyle]
Ron: [in own voice] Bloody Hell!
Harry: We still sound like ourselves. You've got to sound more like
Ron: [in lower voice] Um... Bloody hell
Ron: Enlighten me. Why are we brewing this potion in
broad daylight, in the middle of a girls' lavatory? Don't you think we'll get
Moaning Myrtle: ...Here I am, minding my own business,
and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.
Ron: But, it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it
would just go right through you.
Moaning Myrtle: [swooping down towards Ron] Sure! Let's all throw books
at Myrtle, because she can't feel it. Ten points if you get it in her stomach.
[punches Ron in stomach]
Moaning Myrtle: Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD.
[punches Ron in head]
[the friends are discussing who the heir of Slytherin could
Ron: Let's think. Who do we know that thinks all Muggle-borns are scum.
Hermione: If your'e talking about Malfoy...?
Ron: Of course, Malfoy. You heard what he said "You'll be next,
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
Ron: I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley.
Harry: I'm Harry. Harry Potter.
Ron: So... so it's true! I mean, do you really have the... the...
Harry: The what?
Ron: [in a hushed tone] The scar?
[Harry shows him the scar on his forehead]
Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you
Harry: Who doesn't?
Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either
of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
[in the Devil's Snare]
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to
relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
Hermione: Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like . . real
wizard's chess, do you?
Ron: Yes Hermione, I think this is going to be exactly like wizard's
Ron: Wingardium leviosa!
Hermione: Stop, stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out.
Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-o-sa, not Levio-sar
Ron: You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But
Ron: I think we've had a bad influence on her.
Ron: It's you that has to go on, Harry. I know it. Not me. Not
Ron: That was bloody brilliant!
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley.
Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself
into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.
Ron: What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that
locked up in a school?
Hermione: You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was
Ron: I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its
heads... or maybe you didn't notice? There were three!
Hermione: It means you'll never die.
Ron: [angry] I know what it means!
Ron: Mental that one, I'm telling you.
Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat
[After being in the Dark Forest]
Harry: I think if he had the chance, he would have killed me tonight.
Ron: And to think, I've been worrying about my potions final.
Fred Weasley: Well done, Harry. Wood just told us.
Ron: Fred and George are on the team, too. Beaters.
[Stepping over Neville lying on the floor, who Hermione has
petrified using the 'Patrificus Totalus Curse']
Ron: It's for your own good, you know.
Ron: I look good!
[After seeing Ron's queen destroy Harry's knight]
Hermione: That's totally barbaric!
Ron: That's wizard's chess.
Ron: [mimicking Hermione] "It's Levi-o-sa not
Leviosar." She's a nightmare, honestly. It's no wonder she hasn't got any
Ron: [looking for information about Nicholas Flamell]
We must have looked a hundred times.
Hermione: [leaning closer] Not in the restricted
section, you haven't.
Hermione: [putting a large book on the table] I
got this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This is light?